Attention: Females aged 14-29

16 year old male seeking female for friendship and possibly more (if you play your cards right) ;) ;) ;)


Age: 16 (looks like 15)

Height: 6'4"

Build: Muscular & Athletic [Editors note: Miccle paid me $20 to write this]

Eye Colour: Aquamarine Blue

Hair Colour: [Not answered by applicant]

Interests:

• Mogul skiing
• Angus & Julia Stone
• Chris Stone
• Trying to get into nightclubs, getting denied, but telling kids at school that he got in
  
• Flirting via use of emoticons ;)

Pros:

• Brother of a legend
  
• Good at multi-tasking
• Proficient at computer hacking
• Redtube platinum account
• Extensive knowledge of emoticons ;-]
  
• Has a discount coupon for kibsclothing.com
• Gets regular exposure on STB
  

Cons:

• Isn't it pretty obvious?
• Only 85.7% positive feedback on eBay
• Sometimes intimidating / too attractive
• Talks shit more than is healthy
• Thinks paddleboarding is cool

In summary, Michael is a great guy and would love to spend time with YOU! Leave a comment or email hot_bro_69_;)_@hotmail.com to find out more! (May not write back until 3pm because the school blocks hotmail, or after 9pm because he's got curfew from Mum)