Did anybody notice that Xander wasn't at Switch?

Hundreds of STB fans have been pestering us for footage of Xander from the Switch rail jam last weekend. His absence was unexplained until an anonymous informant emailed in a photo taken at the local hobby shop:



Pretty standard hobby-store photo, but look who's in the door when you zoom in:



Xander. But what on earth would Xander be doing in a hobby store? Zoom further for the answer...



That's right. Warhammer Fantasy Battle is a game designed with regiments of fantasy miniatures. It uses stock fantasy races such as humans (The Empire, Bretonnia, Kislev), Elves, Dwarfs, Undead, Orcs and Goblins, Vampires, as well as some more unusual types such as Lizardmen, Skaven and the daemonic forces of Chaos. Each race has its own unique strengths and flaws; Wood Elves, for example, have the most powerful archers in the game but have poor overall defence and Bretonnia have the strongest cavalry but weak infantry.

Sorry everybody, but he has quit snowboarding in pursuit of his Warhammer aspirations.