Mistakes.

"Mistakes are a fact of life.
It is the response to error that counts."
-Nikki Giovanni


Jerry lives by this quote. He recently got into trouble over a public urination incident, but managed to dodge a jail sentence by flashing his biceps and growling through his moustache. The police hastily retreated.

While the law will never touch him again, Jerry still chooses to learn from his mistakes. That's why he invented a new way to urinate in public without being arrested. It's simple: dig a hole, lie over the hole, shimmy your pants down, let yourself go, stand up, walk away. Boss.