Sunday, June 20, 2010
Musik Recommendations
Hey Guyz!
Xander here. First off, I want to say that I'm even taller than Dave Hall and that's just not cool. I also want to say that my shaved head makes me look like Eminem.
Speaking of Eminem, it's time to reveal my favourite musikal artists. Here's a list of my favourite CDs to chuck into my Burton/Sony collabo Discman when I go jogging with Chris Boadle before work every morning:
Eminem - The Real Slim Shady
Eminem has always been my hero, as I too grew up in the slums of Manly. We share common ghetto interests such as rap battles, espresso coffee, guns, and macbook pros.
Wild - Volume 11
An oldie but a goodie. I love these beats pumping through the speaker earpads of my R.E.D. helmet (shoutout to R.E.D./Skullcandy collabo!)
Linkin Park - Numb
The only thing better than the Linkin Park/Jay-Z collabo (apart from the Burton/Lib-Tech collabo), is a raw Linkin Park album. No Jay-Z (sorry J - big ups ma boy!)
Good Charlotte - Young and the Hopeless
Good Charlotte should be called Fantastic Charlotte. I love them! Every time Lifestyles of the Rich & the Famous comes on, I go crazy and do a dance around the Burton office. We're always doing crazy stuff like that (see: Manual Trains).
Kibs (person) took the liberty of photographing my CD collection. Look out for these covers at HMV next time you're CD shopping:
Xander here. First off, I want to say that I'm even taller than Dave Hall and that's just not cool. I also want to say that my shaved head makes me look like Eminem.
Speaking of Eminem, it's time to reveal my favourite musikal artists. Here's a list of my favourite CDs to chuck into my Burton/Sony collabo Discman when I go jogging with Chris Boadle before work every morning:
Eminem - The Real Slim Shady
Eminem has always been my hero, as I too grew up in the slums of Manly. We share common ghetto interests such as rap battles, espresso coffee, guns, and macbook pros.
Wild - Volume 11
An oldie but a goodie. I love these beats pumping through the speaker earpads of my R.E.D. helmet (shoutout to R.E.D./Skullcandy collabo!)
Linkin Park - Numb
The only thing better than the Linkin Park/Jay-Z collabo (apart from the Burton/Lib-Tech collabo), is a raw Linkin Park album. No Jay-Z (sorry J - big ups ma boy!)
Good Charlotte - Young and the Hopeless
Good Charlotte should be called Fantastic Charlotte. I love them! Every time Lifestyles of the Rich & the Famous comes on, I go crazy and do a dance around the Burton office. We're always doing crazy stuff like that (see: Manual Trains).
Kibs (person) took the liberty of photographing my CD collection. Look out for these covers at HMV next time you're CD shopping:
Wednesday, June 16, 2010
Newcastle is Gay.
Hopefully a bit of anger and controversy will get STB some more hits. Thanks for the support!
Sunday, June 13, 2010
Attention: Females aged 14-29
16 year old male seeking female for friendship and possibly more (if you play your cards right) ;) ;) ;)
Age: 16 (looks like 15)
Height: 6'4"
Build: Muscular & Athletic [Editors note: Miccle paid me $20 to write this]
Eye Colour: Aquamarine Blue
Hair Colour: [Not answered by applicant]
Interests:
In summary, Michael is a great guy and would love to spend time with YOU! Leave a comment or email hot_bro_69_;)_@hotmail.com to find out more! (May not write back until 3pm because the school blocks hotmail, or after 9pm because he's got curfew from Mum)
Age: 16 (looks like 15)
Height: 6'4"
Build: Muscular & Athletic [Editors note: Miccle paid me $20 to write this]
Eye Colour: Aquamarine Blue
Hair Colour: [Not answered by applicant]
Interests:
- Mogul skiing
- Angus & Julia Stone
- Chris Stone
- Trying to get into nightclubs, getting denied, but telling kids at school that he got in
- Flirting via use of emoticons ;)
- Brother of a legend
- Good at multi-tasking
- Proficient at computer hacking
- Redtube platinum account
- Extensive knowledge of emoticons ;-]
- Has a discount coupon for kibsclothing.com
- Gets regular exposure on STB
- Isn't it pretty obvious?
- Only 85.7% positive feedback on eBay
- Sometimes intimidating / too attractive
- Talks shit more than is healthy
- Thinks paddleboarding is cool
In summary, Michael is a great guy and would love to spend time with YOU! Leave a comment or email hot_bro_69_;)_@hotmail.com to find out more! (May not write back until 3pm because the school blocks hotmail, or after 9pm because he's got curfew from Mum)
Saturday, June 12, 2010
Louis on the Podium!
The first big competition win of 2010 for Kibs team rider Louis Macindoe. 'Shawn', as he is affectionately referred to by his sidekick Chris 'Luke' Dillenbeck, stomped a flawless frontside ham to claim the win.
Keep an eye out for Louis dropping swivvlers on his new 3CS/Nitro board this winter at Smiggin Holes.
Keep an eye out for Louis dropping swivvlers on his new 3CS/Nitro board this winter at Smiggin Holes.
Friday, June 11, 2010
Mac and the City 2
Mac and his three best friends take a break from gossiping and handbag shopping to do a little drunken skateboarding in the big city...
Santa Takes a Nap
Either that or a time machine has taken Ben Zwolinski forty years ahead in time...
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
Monday, June 7, 2010
You'll Love Coles!
Everybody knows the Coles "you'll love" budget range:
Genuine customer endorsements support every packet:
This week Coles is trialling new packaging on some unreleased products (you may need to click to read the endorsements):
Saturday, June 5, 2010
Friday, June 4, 2010
The end of STB
We've recently received news that Jeremy James John Sheridan is starting a new blog, so we've decided to hang up the writing gloves and give in... Who could compete with this blogging genius?
"Do these undies make my penis look big?"
-J.J.J. Sheridan
"Do these undies make my penis look big?"
-J.J.J. Sheridan
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Did anybody notice that Xander wasn't at Switch?
Hundreds of STB fans have been pestering us for footage of Xander from the Switch rail jam last weekend. His absence was unexplained until an anonymous informant emailed in a photo taken at the local hobby shop:
Pretty standard hobby-store photo, but look who's in the door when you zoom in:
Xander. But what on earth would Xander be doing in a hobby store? Zoom further for the answer...
That's right. Warhammer Fantasy Battle is a game designed with regiments of fantasy miniatures. It uses stock fantasy races such as humans (The Empire, Bretonnia, Kislev), Elves, Dwarfs, Undead, Orcs and Goblins, Vampires, as well as some more unusual types such as Lizardmen, Skaven and the daemonic forces of Chaos. Each race has its own unique strengths and flaws; Wood Elves, for example, have the most powerful archers in the game but have poor overall defence and Bretonnia have the strongest cavalry but weak infantry.
Sorry everybody, but he has quit snowboarding in pursuit of his Warhammer aspirations.
Pretty standard hobby-store photo, but look who's in the door when you zoom in:
Xander. But what on earth would Xander be doing in a hobby store? Zoom further for the answer...
That's right. Warhammer Fantasy Battle is a game designed with regiments of fantasy miniatures. It uses stock fantasy races such as humans (The Empire, Bretonnia, Kislev), Elves, Dwarfs, Undead, Orcs and Goblins, Vampires, as well as some more unusual types such as Lizardmen, Skaven and the daemonic forces of Chaos. Each race has its own unique strengths and flaws; Wood Elves, for example, have the most powerful archers in the game but have poor overall defence and Bretonnia have the strongest cavalry but weak infantry.
Sorry everybody, but he has quit snowboarding in pursuit of his Warhammer aspirations.
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